The Brookfield Examiner Returns—With a Clear Eye, a Strong Voice, and a Love for This TownBy Christopher KelleherEditor-in-Chief, Brookfield Examiner It’s been a long time since you’ve heard from us. The Brookfield Examiner last went to press in January 2024. A lot has happened since then—both in this town, and in my life. And while …
Brookfield, MA – Brookfield’s Office of the Town Clerk has announced important dates and open positions for the Annual Town Election scheduled for May 6, 2024. The election, to be held from 7 A.M. to 7 P.M. at 6 Central Street, Brookfield, will encompass various key positions within the town’s governance structure. The roles open …
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January 18, 2024 Thank you for visiting The Brookfield Examiner’s online edition. Our January issue is packed with engaging content that reflects the vibrant life of Brookfield. In this edition, we’re excited to offer a range of stories that capture the essence of our community.
The small town of Brookfield is once again at the center of an unusual controversy, with local figure John David Holdcraft, known as the “Yellow Sign Guy,” escalating his public campaign against Select Board member Brad Kadelski. Unrelenting Signs and Calls The saga, which has been the talk of Brookfield since last month’s threatening calls …
As the calendar flips to the end of November, a curious transformation occurs in the town of Brookfield – and indeed, across the nation. Homes once filled with the aroma of Thanksgiving turkey suddenly become launchpads for the most daring of missions: The Black Friday Expedition. Picture this: It’s Thanksgiving evening. The turkey is but …
Black Friday Bonanza: A Satirical Peek into the Madness Read More »
By Christopher Kelleher Brookfield, November 17, 2023 – The Brookfield Highway Department has announced the annual leaf collection for the village area, set to take place during the week of November 27th to December 1st. Village residents are advised to prepare for this service, which will occur at some point during the specified week, but …
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Brookfield, November 13, 2023: In a groundbreaking advancement in social media hygiene, scientists have concocted a revolutionary solution to one of the digital age’s most persistent pests: Facebook trolls. Introducing “Troll Spray” – the answer to your online woes! Say Goodbye to Nuisance Comments!Are you tired of endless arguments on your Facebook posts? Exhausted by …
In the mystical land of supermarket aisles, a new form of mathematics reigns supreme, one where numbers defy logic and conventional arithmetic. Welcome to the world of paper towel math, a place where the ordinary rules of counting are as absorbent as the product itself. Here, a pack of six rolls boldly claims to equal …
The Absurd Arithmetic of Aisle 5: Unraveling the Enigma of Paper Towel Math Read More »
By Maurice LePakery BROOKFIELD, MA— Just when you thought Brookfield couldn’t get any more innovative, the town unveils its most audacious venture yet: the Brookfield Mega Swine Industrial Complex. Poised for its grand opening next month, this groundbreaking factory pig farm and slaughterhouse nestles between Tasse Propane and the newly opened Al’s Asbestos Outlet. Brookfield …
Two Pregnant Cats Mean More on the Way NORTH BROOKFIELD, MA (OCTOBER 10, 2023) — Second Chance Animal Services recently took in 16 cats rescued from a challenging living situation in a nearby town. The cats are now safe, and Second Chance is requesting public support as they provide the animals with the love, attention, …
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