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Following allegations that Select Board “Vice Chair” Richard Chaffee contacted Town Counsel over a citizen cutting grass with Highway Department approval, Brookfield officials are allegedly preparing for a catastrophic increase in emergency legal spending   Officials warn the Town Counsel budget could be completely overwhelmed by future community-related emergencies, including: Someone picking up litter A …

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NOW HIRING: Town of Brookfield Highway Department  (This article is satire and reflects commentary on public governance and leadership practices. It is not a factual job posting.) (Featuring our industry-leading Double Micro-Management™ system) Position: Highway Department Employee (High Turnover Edition) Job Summary:Do you enjoy working outside while being managed from the inside by someone who …

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Brookfield, November 13, 2023: In a groundbreaking advancement in social media hygiene, scientists have concocted a revolutionary solution to one of the digital age’s most persistent pests: Facebook trolls. Introducing “Troll Spray” – the answer to your online woes! Say Goodbye to Nuisance Comments!Are you tired of endless arguments on your Facebook posts? Exhausted by …

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By Maurice LePakery BROOKFIELD, MA— Just when you thought Brookfield couldn’t get any more innovative, the town unveils its most audacious venture yet: the Brookfield Mega Swine Industrial Complex. Poised for its grand opening next month, this groundbreaking factory pig farm and slaughterhouse nestles between Tasse Propane and the newly opened Al’s Asbestos Outlet. Brookfield …

Brookfield Mega Swine Industrial Complex: Brookfield Swine & Dine Emporium,The Pinnacle of Modern Civilization Arrives Downtown Read More »