The small town of Brookfield is once again at the center of an unusual controversy, with local figure John David Holdcraft, known as the “Yellow Sign Guy,” escalating his public campaign against Select Board member Brad Kadelski. Unrelenting Signs and Calls The saga, which has been the talk of Brookfield since last month’s threatening calls …
As the calendar flips to the end of November, a curious transformation occurs in the town of Brookfield – and indeed, across the nation. Homes once filled with the aroma of Thanksgiving turkey suddenly become launchpads for the most daring of missions: The Black Friday Expedition. Picture this: It’s Thanksgiving evening. The turkey is but …
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By Christopher Kelleher Brookfield, November 17, 2023 – The Brookfield Highway Department has announced the annual leaf collection for the village area, set to take place during the week of November 27th to December 1st. Village residents are advised to prepare for this service, which will occur at some point during the specified week, but …
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Brookfield, November 13, 2023: In a groundbreaking advancement in social media hygiene, scientists have concocted a revolutionary solution to one of the digital age’s most persistent pests: Facebook trolls. Introducing “Troll Spray” – the answer to your online woes! Say Goodbye to Nuisance Comments!Are you tired of endless arguments on your Facebook posts? Exhausted by …
In the mystical land of supermarket aisles, a new form of mathematics reigns supreme, one where numbers defy logic and conventional arithmetic. Welcome to the world of paper towel math, a place where the ordinary rules of counting are as absorbent as the product itself. Here, a pack of six rolls boldly claims to equal …
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By Maurice LePakery BROOKFIELD, MA— Just when you thought Brookfield couldn’t get any more innovative, the town unveils its most audacious venture yet: the Brookfield Mega Swine Industrial Complex. Poised for its grand opening next month, this groundbreaking factory pig farm and slaughterhouse nestles between Tasse Propane and the newly opened Al’s Asbestos Outlet. Brookfield …
Two Pregnant Cats Mean More on the Way NORTH BROOKFIELD, MA (OCTOBER 10, 2023) — Second Chance Animal Services recently took in 16 cats rescued from a challenging living situation in a nearby town. The cats are now safe, and Second Chance is requesting public support as they provide the animals with the love, attention, …
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A recent incident involving a local resident has raised questions about the lengths some will go to achieve their goals. John David Holdcraft, known locally as ‘The Yellow Sign Guy,’ has made headlines once again, this time for a series of allegations of confrontations and threats that have left the community divided. The trouble began …
The Rising Trend of Points of Order Misuse in Brookfield Public Assemblies BROOKFIELD — In a democratic society, the role of rules in facilitating public debate is invaluable. But concerns are mounting in Brookfield over the improper use of points of order, based on Robert’s Rules of Order, during public meetings. Understanding Robert’s Rules of …
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Unedited, Real-Time Broadcasts to Empower Brookfield Citizens with Direct Insight into Local Governance Brookfield, November 3, 2023 – The Brookfield Examiner has taken a significant leap forward in promoting open government and community engagement by announcing the live streaming of various town board meetings, a move set to initiate a new chapter of transparency …
