Christopher Kelleher

Brookfield Village Leaf Collection Scheduled for November 27th to December 1st

Community News, Local Government

By Christopher Kelleher Brookfield, November 17, 2023 – The Brookfield Highway Department has announced the annual leaf collection for the village area, set to take place during the week of November 27th to December 1st. Village residents are advised to prepare for this service, which will occur at some point during the specified week, but …

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Banish Your Facebook Trolls with New “Troll Spray” – The New Must-Have That’s Flying Off Shelves in Brookfield!

The Funny Pages

Brookfield, November 13, 2023: In a groundbreaking advancement in social media hygiene, scientists have concocted a revolutionary solution to one of the digital age’s most persistent pests: Facebook trolls. Introducing “Troll Spray” – the answer to your online woes! Say Goodbye to Nuisance Comments!Are you tired of endless arguments on your Facebook posts? Exhausted by …

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The Absurd Arithmetic of Aisle 5: Unraveling the Enigma of Paper Towel Math

Community News

In the mystical land of supermarket aisles, a new form of mathematics reigns supreme, one where numbers defy logic and conventional arithmetic. Welcome to the world of paper towel math, a place where the ordinary rules of counting are as absorbent as the product itself. Here, a pack of six rolls boldly claims to equal …

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Brookfield Mega Swine Industrial Complex: Brookfield Swine & Dine Emporium,The Pinnacle of Modern Civilization Arrives Downtown

The Funny Pages

By Maurice LePakery BROOKFIELD, MA— Just when you thought Brookfield couldn’t get any more innovative, the town unveils its most audacious venture yet: the Brookfield Mega Swine Industrial Complex. Poised for its grand opening next month, this groundbreaking factory pig farm and slaughterhouse nestles between Tasse Propane and the newly opened Al’s Asbestos Outlet. Brookfield …

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Community Divided: ‘The Yellow Sign Guy’ Sparks Controversy with Threats and Intimidation

Community News

A recent incident involving a local resident has raised questions about the lengths some will go to achieve their goals. John David Holdcraft, known locally as ‘The Yellow Sign Guy,’ has made headlines once again, this time for a series of allegations of confrontations and threats that have left the community divided. The trouble began …

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The Rising Trend of Points of Order Misuse in Brookfield Public Assemblies 

Local Government

The Rising Trend of Points of Order Misuse in Brookfield Public Assemblies  BROOKFIELD — In a democratic society, the role of rules in facilitating public debate is invaluable. But concerns are mounting in Brookfield over the improper use of points of order, based on Robert’s Rules of Order, during public meetings. Understanding Robert’s Rules of …

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The Brookfield Examiner Launches Live Streaming for Enhanced Public Access to Town Meetings

Community News

Unedited, Real-Time Broadcasts to Empower Brookfield Citizens with Direct Insight into Local Governance   Brookfield, November 3, 2023 – The Brookfield Examiner has taken a significant leap forward in promoting open government and community engagement by announcing the live streaming of various town board meetings, a move set to initiate a new chapter of transparency …

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